Happy valentine’s day to all my sweet and naughty abies. 
Kisses, hugs, and spankings for all. To all my diaper lovers get that diaper on and put a great big smile on that face. hehehe Kisses to you. To all my Sissies get those pretty red dresses on and bend over for Mommy. *giggles*
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Mommy sips on her special tea. You are an adult baby in big boys clothing. Mommy starts to grow bigger, bigger, and even BIGGER. As you sit and watch Mommy grow and grow your eyes get bigger and bigger. Giant size now. Mommy is huge and you are the size of a little bitty baby to her. Mommy takes those big boy clothes off you and diapers you up and dresses you like a cute little baby. *giggles* There is no fighting it Mommy will make sure of that. Mommy puts locking mitts on your little hands so you can not take your diaper off. You start to feel your stomach cramping. What did Mommy put in your little bottom before she did your diaper up?? An enema??? OH NO!!! You can not hold it, you can not get the diaper off to go to the big boy potty you have to go in your diaper and you must rely on your Giantess Mommy to change you. *giggles* This is just the beginning. *smiles*
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Bad adult babies need spankings to be good adult babies. Mommy will take you over her knee and spank that bare bottom of yours until it is super red and stinging. As the tears flow down your little face Mommy will scold you for being bad. Mommy will put you back into diapers and put locking mitts on your little hands so you can not take that diaper off. You will be dependent on Mommy for everything.
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’
Super funny joke
Mommy Lexus
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I have returned from work early and what do I find? Are you playing in my pantie drawer again? This is the second time this week! It is about time I teach you a lesson. I reach into my purse and pull out my ray gun and zap you with it. You lose the ability to form words and can only baby talk and your arms and legs begin to feel weird. Then all of the sudden you fall back on the bed your legs just can not support you weight any longer and they get weaker and weaker. You see me take a diaper bag out of the closet. OH MY!
I take all your clothing off and lift your butt off the bed. I slide a fresh diaper under you. I then take lotion and rub it all over your arms, legs, stomach and pee-pee. *giggles* I take the baby powder and sprinkle it on your bottom like snow flakes falling to the ground and just smile at you. In your mind you try to form the words “No, Please STOP!” But only a baby cry escapes your lips. The ray gun has done its job well!! I fasten the diaper up nice and snug. *giggles* “I have a special treat for you. Yes I do.” As you watch I take out a white diaper cover with frilly pink lace on the butt. I see your eyes get BIG and I just laugh at you. *giggles and grins* You try to kick but you can only move your legs just a little bit. I lift your butt up and slide the diaper cover on you. Next you see a little pink dress with puffy sleeves and frilly white lace. “You will make such a cute sissy baby for me.” *giggles* I get you all dressed up in your pretty dress and baby doll shoes and I see a tear roll down your cheek. “You know you like it. Don’t you? Now stop that crying before I give you something to cry about!” “Sissy baby this is just the beginning next I am going to take you shopping in the mall. That’s right, I have a nice big stroller to put you in.” *giggles* Right then you realize you have lost the ability to hold your bladder. You feel the warmth of the pee filling your diaper and you are powerless to stop it. Now what? Now you wait until I can change you that is what! *giggles*
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OK It’s Mommy Lexus’s Birthday. That is right My day to shine giggles. I am giving out spankings tonight over at phoneAmommy.
Any one that calls me tonight and tells dispatch Birthday special for Lexus will get:
3 free min with your 10 min call purchase
5 free min with a 20 min call purchase
Between the hours of 2:00 am and 7:00 am EST on 01/04/09 only.
That number is 1-888-938-7382 Hope to talk to you all then.
You must say: Birthday Special for Lexus
Mommy Lexus
